Just sayin'

Mountains aren't just funny.  They are hill areas.

Love is like a fart.  If you have to force it, it's probably shit.

Your stomach thinks that all potatos are mashed.

When I go running, I meet new people ... such as paramedics.

Every corpse on Mount Everest was once a very motivated person.

Save the Earth.  It's the only planet with chocolate.

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