On the night of his inauguration, Trump is visited by three ghosts.

Early in the night, FDR appears. When Trump asks him how he can
make America great again, FDR replies, "Think only of the people;
do not make laws based on hatred, bigotry, or with the thought of
lining your own pockets."  Trump’s face sours, and he yells,

A few hours later, he is awakened by George Washington’s ghost.
Trump asks, "How can I make America great again?"

Washington replies, "I would suggest you never tell a lie",
which infuriates Trump.

Around three in the morning, he is visited by the ghost of
Abraham Lincoln. Again, he asks, "How can I make
America great again?"

Lincoln responds, "Go to the theater."

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