Trump shuts himself in his room for a week.  When he emerges,
he asks that Kellyanne Conway, Hope Hicks,
Jared Kushner,
his daughter Ivanka,
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Donnie Jr.,
Paul Ryan, Mitch McConnell, and Mike Pence all gather around
him while he shows the world just how brilliant he is.

When they are all gathered, Trump claims that he has just
accomplished something so complicated that it will force all those
who have called him a moron to regret their unjustified claims
about his intelligence.  "Although it took me seven long days,
I just completed this entire jigsaw puzzle!"

"Wow!" exclaim those gathered around him.
"Is that some sort of record?"

"It must be," he brags, "I did it in just one week and right on
the side of the box it says 3 to 6 years!"

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