Trump and Barack Obama ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat
there, each being worked on by a different barber,
not a word was
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation,
for fear that
it would turn nasty. As the barbers finished their shaves
the one who had Trump in his chair reached for the
Donald was quick to stop him, jokingly saying, "No
thanks. My wife,
Melania, will smell that and think I've been in a
The second barber turned to Barack and said, "How about you, Mr. Obama?"
Barack replied, "Go right ahead, my wife Michelle doesn't know
what the inside of a brothel smells like."