Trump was sitting in a bar with his advisers. A guy comes
 up to him and asks him what they were talking about.

Trump says, "We were planning on how to win World War III."

Astonished, the man asks, “What is your plan?”

Trump answers, “We are going to kill 200 million Muslims
and a blonde with giant tits.”

The man asks, “Why on earth are you going to
kill a blonde with giant tits?”

Trump turns to his advisers and says, “You see, I told you
no one cares about the Muslims!”

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