So, I was walking through Chicago and I saw that there was
a "Muslim Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was
in a Muslim bookstore, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk
stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked,
“Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his
U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"
The clerk said, "GET OUT!, GET OUT AND STAY OUT!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"