Trump goes to the United Nations and announces that,
contrary to what was printed in Fire and Fury, he is a genius.
In fact, he says, he has memorized the capitals of every
nation represented there. "Go ahead ... test me," he
challenges. "Give me a hard one."
One representative stands and says, "Okay ...
what's the capital of Tanganyika?"
"Shoot ... that's easy for me," says Trump,
"The capital of Tanganyika is T."