Two
elderly women die and go to heaven. St. Peter says to them,
"Ladies, I
checked the files and you have led an exemplary
life and to as a small token of our appreciation, we are going to
give you back the body you
had at 18 and let you go back to earth
and have sex with one person of
your choice!”
The first woman says, “Well, I always did like that
Brad Pitt fellow” and whoof, she’s gone in a puff of smoke.
The other woman says, “Donald Trump.”
St. Peter looks quizzical and says, “I don't know who
Donald Trump is.”
The woman says, “I don’t know either, but everyone
I’ve ever met says, ‘fuck Donald Trump!”
