Bush, Obama and Trump are at the Pearly Gates.
God asks Bush, "What do you believe in?"


Bush answers, "I believe in the free market,
and the strong American nation!"


"Very well," says God. "Come sit to my right."

Next, God asks Obama, "What do you believe in?"

Obama answers, "I believe in the power of
democracy, and equal rights for all."


"Good,” says God. "You shall sit to my left."

Finally, God asks Trump, "What do you believe in?"

Trump answers, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."


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