The Pope and Trump are sitting beside each other at
Yankee Stadium in front of a large crowd.
Pope leans towards Trump and says, "Do you know that
with one little
wave of my hand I can make every person in
this crowd go wild with joy?
This joy will not be a momentary
display, but will go deep into
their hearts and they will
forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Trump replied, "I seriously doubt that!
With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
the pope backhanded him and he fell over the edge to
the level below. The crowd went crazy, and there was
happiness throughout the land!